I'll Never Love an Elf Again... Guest Lyrics

Tune: I'll Never Fall in Love Again by The Carpenters
(multiple authors)

C.S. 'Archer' Marks says:

'What-do-you get when you love an Elf?
Silly pointy-eared menace slurping honey,
Push you out of the tree, and think it's fun-ny!
I'll...ne-ver love an Elf a-gai-ai-ai-ain!
I'll never love an Elf a-gain!'

Jennifer Lawhorn says:

(laughing) What do you get when you love an Elf?
Inferiority complex, and vertigo,
New definitions for "take it slow"
I'll... never love an Elf a-gai-ai-ai-ain!
I'll never love an Elf a-gain!

C.S. 'Archer' Marks says:

Don't tell me what it's all a-bout!
Those poncy Elves make me feel like a lou-ou-out!
They're so far above me, I can't even find them,
And trust me--I won't need to re-mi-ind them!

What do you get when you love an Elf?
Immortal beings that are tough to please, now.
Well at least they won't give you STD's now!
I'll...ne-ver love an Elf a-gain!

Amy Lane says:

But what do you get when you love a sidhe...
Their natural endowments make them hot to me
They're tall and they're hot and they're really sweet
Between a were and a sidhe they're really tough to beat

Vampires are so easy to ki-iiilll
But sidhe lovers are around to keep on filling the bill.
Lovin's what the Goddess made them fo--oor
So I'll! Keep loving Green forevermore... ooooohh I...will love Green forevermore...

C.S. 'Archer' Marks says:

What do you get when you love a Dwarf?
You get strong hands, (plus sensible investing!)
And those long beards make things in-ter-es-ting,
I'll never love an Elf again...
I'll never love an Elf again.

Web sites for authors C.S. 'Archer' Marks at: www.elfhunter.net
Amy Lane at: www.greenshill.com