The Brief Battle

Tune: 76 Trombones from The Music Man

76 tall elves led the big army
with a hundred and ten riders 'round the chief.
They are followed by rows and rows of the fighting G.I. Joes
and dwarfs to provide comic relief!

76 tall elves shoot on-coming orcs,
while a hundred and ten riders shout, "the king!"
There were more than ten thousand orcs springing up like forks
and the wizards couldn't do a thing!

76 tall elves led the big retreat.
But a hundred and ten riders soon shot ahead!
As for the rows and rows of the poor GI Joes:
The orcs all ended up well-fed!